What we're looking for are stories of strange and disturbing stories of what's happened to you in college. Plus scannned shocking photos of the disgusting pit you live in. If you send anything to us, you do so with the full realization that it is likely to show up here and then destroy your life. You also realize that you cannot sue us for being that stupid, because if you didn't want your life ruined you wouldn't have sent it to us in the first place. Send submissions to firstname.lastname@example.org
THE CONTENTS OF A COLLEGE DORM ROOM
We got an e-mail describing the contents of this guy's dorm room. We were impressed!
SORORITY GIRL JOKES
Tell them to a sorority girl and make her want to kill you.
TWINKIE FAILURE TESTING
They are the pefect food, and can withstand many natural forces!
Now you can see what she is really saying. Yeah, this is sexist, but the scary part is how true it is.