(the flag bar that will not die!)
(the flag bar that will not die!)
These
links are meant to be interesting.
And
they now all work again!
Most
corporate or professionally produced sites
are so boring that death would be
a welcome relief.
We HATE dull Web pages.
NEW SITES THAT MAKE US CHORTLE & CHOKE
Mugshots
of all your favorite losers; everyone from pervs Pee-Wee Herman and Hugh Grant
to thugs Al Pacino and John Gotti. Maybe one day, your mugshot could be here too...
Stories
of the world's stupidest criminals and how they got busted. This just goes to
show that crime doesn't pay... if you're a total moron.
Some
guy portrays emotions that are submitted by viewers on the site, and posts them
on his page. Raise your hand if you have a life... not so fast, Eric. This site
(though absurd) is really very funny.
Thank
GOD someone finally has the courage to bring this problem to light. How long must
our country be blighted by the perils of lip balm and the havoc it wreaks?! We
aren't sure if these people are kidding or not, but either way, we're laughing
at them.
We
all know that alcohol and tobacco are very, very bad. See what happens when our
favorite Easter candy experiments with everyone's favorite chemicals.
USEFUL SITES
(This has a listing
of all known speedtraps in the country. Proof
that the web isn't a
complete waste of time.)
Who
wants to be MINISTER? YOU DO! At the Universal Life Church, you can sign up with
God over the internet and reap the benefits. We've heard of people using this
for shady tax reasons.
Complete
text from the sunglassed one. Yes, for all you someday terrorists, this is a good
starting point. This is really an interesting read. Except for the bombing part,
he was right on.
This
is the famous text by Aldus Huxley that is a MUST
for all psychonauts. This is where The Doors got their name. 'Nuff said.
Who
likes to prank call payphones? WE DO! So do you, so here's a searchable list of
payphones all over the country. Truly great.
Are
you famous? Are you an ambassador to a violent foriegn country? What are your
chances of being murdered? NOW YOU CAN KNOW!
This
is a really cool page for the more paranoid among us.
DRUG SITES
TIMOTHY
LEARY.
(Remember we said that with all the drugs he takes the
man should be dead? Well, now he is!) 
EROWID.
(More drug information than you could ever imagine.)
HIGH
TIMES MAGAZINES.
(The STANDARD for information!) Even though they are
so into drugs it is a tad weird!
SITES FOR ALCOHOLICS
Here
is where you can order the book that bouncers and liquor store clerks use to spot
fake id's. This book has a photo of each state's id, and a description on what
it should look like. A good source for the resourceful underage alcoholic.
MAKE
YOUR OWNBEER.
(Screw the government, make your own beer. Full
guide specifically made for
the novice home, first time beer maker. If you
make it yourself who needs ID?)
SINGLE
MALT SCOTCH WHISKEYPAGE.
(It costs a hell of a lot but if you're going
to be an alcoholic,this is the way to go.)
MIKE'S
BEER PAGE.
This guy drinks alot of different beers and tells what
he thinks of each one. Handy for drunks and college males. Actually interesting.
BIZARRE & INTERESTINGSITES
COCKROACH
WORLD
(Weird and disgusting.
Truly vomit inspiring if you don't like cockroaches)
THE
CAPTAINKIRK FIRST CHURCH OF SHATNEROLOGY
The Most Holy-n- High
Church of the Blinding Light of the HolyGlowing™ Form of the One
Toupeed
and Gloriously Bloated Shatner!
(William Shatner singing Beatles and Bob Dylan
songs. It's frightening.)
MICROSOFT
HATE PAGE
(These people really hate Bill Gates. Pretty sick
and extreme - therefore interesting)
JOB
REJECT-O-MATIC.
(You can send a computer generated job-hunt
rejection E-mail! Piss off and/or freak out
your friends/enemies. Both cruel
and devious. We wish we'd thoughtof it.)
SCARY
&BIZARRE SITES
These are one's thatmade us go slack jawed and glassy
eyed. No easy way to describethem using words.
BODYPIERCING.
(Close-up shots of genitalia with needles in them.This is utterly
the sickest so far.
Even we have a hard time looking at it. Did we mention
close-upshots of genitalia?)
TOILETSEAT
LIFTER.
(This person isn't kidding. This isn't a joke.)
LEARN
THE SECRETSOF THE ADULT MOVIE INDUSTRY.
(What's the secret? You pay
people to bone, and then you filmit. He wants $ 24.00 to tell you that.)
UNCLE
BOOGER'S BUMPER DUMPER!
And you thought that the toilet seat lifter was
the stupidest turd-related invention ever. How wrong you are. Our good friend,
Uncle Booger, has created a device that puts the toilet seat lifter to shame.
Your mullet must be at least this long to enter...
